Sunday, May 18, 2014

How Boring! (a poem)

How Boring!
By Birdtown Comics

How boring would it be
If all you knew of me
Were thoughts so mild and few
In order to please you.

How boring would it be
If all that you could see
My mind a common clone
A reflection of your own.

How boring would it be
If all that you could hear
Were words you won't reject,
Proper, clean, correct!


be still and get your shot


Pee Pee Pants


Ketchup


mah good mood


Stretch Your Wings


Vomit Town


When I Think About Vikings


sorry you got fat


depends on who it is


Doodlebug Gangsters


Repo My Car


Phantom Limb Syndrome


prostate gland


a furry pink


Skateboard Bird


why is it so tasty?


because therapy's expensive


why do I just sit here


hey did u go to college


Your Dresser Drawers


Bear Clock


Stop Smoking Cartoon


The Treadmill Of Life


Little House on the Volcano


White Star Comics (video)

Thank You. I Love You. ..video

Give Me Rammstein! (A Short Story)

Give Me Rammstein!
by Birdtown Comics

Mabel glared at him. Or rather, the lumpy outline of him- it was all she could see. Wilbur had done it again. Sandwiched himself between the tablecloth and the cold hard surface of the dining room table. Oh, it really didn't bother her all that much, and she knew how to cope.
"Rammstein! Give me Rammstein!" Wilbur bellowed from beneath his domestic cocoon. Mabel obliged. As the hypnotic and dangerous soundwaves permeated the air, a faint movement could be seen, and slowly, a hand emerged.
"These things take time", she said silently to herself, and to her Budgie, who gave an all-knowing nod of understanding.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, several cockeyed



The Horse

The Horse

Book Of Love

Secret Stairway

A New Voyage

Bird

Have A Heart

Space Beach

Media Zombie

Let's Draw Together

let's draw together (video)
Oh I'm sure you'll draw something good...

Strange Feet

My Feet

Sad Tree

Another Dimension

Ice Cream

Nevermind

Belly Button

Silenced

White Hole

Rise Above

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Blow Up

Flower Trapeze

Directions

Flashback

If I Were A Cartoonist video

Brainstorming With The Banana

Video Comics

Using Psychology To Coax Worms Out Of A Cat

happy hamburger


I Like Big Bugs

mysterious mystery meat: big bugs

My Time Machine

Birdtown Comics

Mouse Family

I Would Go To The Dentist But

Stuck


BIRDTOWN episode 14: Stuck by BIRDTOWN

Depression


BIRDTOWN episode 12: Depression by BIRDTOWN

Origami For Confused People

origami video

booby trouble

whole lot of vids:End Time Breast Implants

Birdtown Comics Movie

it all comes together in the end: 30 Minutes of Weird: Video: Birdtown Comics Movie

Don't Get Motivated

Get real.

We need to talk about your mother.


I hope this isn't too personal, but... from AH videofactory on Vimeo.
we need to talk about your mother.






Now what?

All Around Birdtown

Are you a cookie enabler?


The Ramen Noodle Connection

i love you 2: Ramen Noodles and your mental health 

Lay Your Own Tracks

Birdtown Video Theater: Lay Your Own Tracks

Truth


A Better Plumber

Birdtown Comics

happy cake

Nobody ate it

about the magnets

I'm out. And not selling anymore. I say this cause on Birdtown2012 blog it still says hey get one OK!
I'm not out as in sold out. Rather, gave them all away out. I'm an awful business woman.birdtown comics magnet

I Would Learn To Speak German But

I'd rather make cartoons

Sleepy

Birdtown Comics

Turtle Train

Turtle Train comics

escape route

stupid cartoons, comics, videos: escape route

Nuts

the good kind of headache: nuts

Almost

Almost a Cartoon

flower boots

Birdtown Comics

shark in the sink

I Would Make You A   Sandwich But

terrible blog clock widget

furry bear cave: terrible blog clock widget:

not a fan

not a fan of santa claus

hope they don't burst

grab n go comics: hope they don't burst

Friday, May 16, 2014

Tell your story

i love you: Tell your story:

cry

Outer Space Turtles: cry

Frodo's Blog

a good dog

if I were the moon

If I were a cartoonist: if I were the moon

Drawing A Bird

whole lot of vids:Drawing A Bird

I Would Be A Better Parasite But

Birdtown Comics

I Would Be A Better Plumber But



YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS

Get In My Truck Birdtown: YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS

Don't let the devil getcha down

All Around Birdtown: Don't let the devil getcha down:

when u come over

grab n go comics: when u come over

Stupid Caterpillar

grab n go comics: caterpillar

hugs

grab n go comics: hugs:  

boring people

grab n go comics: boring people

Lice

The Terrible Blog: Lice

my way

stupid cartoons, comics, videos: my way

little house on the volcano

stupid cartoons, comics, videos: little house on the volcano

princess cupcake ticklepony: .

princess cupcake ticklepony: .

I'm sorry you think your hair looks good

All Kinds Of Apologies: I'm sorry you think your hair looks good

IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU

crappy cartoons for very bored people with low expectations and poor taste: IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU

Birderfly

my hot pink flipflops: Birderfly: --->video

don't blame me!

oO0in the clouds0Oo: don't blame me!

Light Bulb

oO0in the clouds0Oo

Socks

grab n go comics

What's for dinner?

Because Sometimes... Life Is Weird: What's For Dinner?

A Better Architect

Birdtown Comics

Maybe The Duck (A Poem)

Maybe The Duck
by Birdtown Comics

If not the cow upon the prairie
If not the quail trapped in the cloud
If not the sock that got lost in the dryer
Then maybe the duck, maybe the duck

If not the dreamsicle melted last night
If not the cockroach that dwells 'neath the toaster
If not the outlet too loose to plug
Then maybe the duck, maybe the duck

If not your trombone that sqeals in the madness
Of the uproar caused by ignorance, seeming
To me that you might squeeze your compassion
Upon the living, if not for me
Then maybe the duck will see you through

Maybe the duck





Homemade Diapers

my hot pink flipflops: Homemade Diapers

New Day

Birdtown Comics

Look Up At The Stars

Birdtown Comics

Mr. Banana

Draw with me?: Mr. Banana

Don't Make Me Get In My Truck

Birdtown Comics: Don't Make Me Get In My Truck

ADDICTION SUCKS DESIRE FREEDOM
ALL THE GOOD THINGS COME FROM GOD
DON'T BE AFRAID TO DIE
FAME IS POINTLESS AND BEAUTY IS EXHAUSTING
FREE UP YOUR MIND
I'M SORRY YOU'RE BROKE
IT'S FUN TO BELIEVE IN GOD
LIFE IS SHORT SO MAKE UP YOUR MIND
MAYBE YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
SIT DOWN SHUT UP GET HAPPY
STOP BEING A HO
STOP BEING CONTROLLING
STOP BEING INCONSIDERATE
STOP BEING NEGATIVE
STOP BEING PRIDEFUL
STOP BEING SO CRITICAL
STOP BUYING POINTLESS THINGS
STOP DOING CRACK
STOP INTERRUPTING OTHER PEOPLE
STOP WANTING EVERYTHING FOR NOTHING
YOU ARE LOVED EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A PROBLEM
YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS
YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS ANYONE
YOU DON'T NEED PILLS TO BE HAPPY
YOU'RE NOT AS UGLY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YOUR LIFE IS YOUR LIFE BUT

Wings

Birdtown Video Theater: Wings

Tell Your Mom This

whole lot of vids:Tell Your Mom This

Daydream

whole lot of vids:Daydream

you're a mess but I love you

somewhat amusing: you're a mess but 

Bad Sunday School Teacher

crazy love blog: Bad Sunday School Teacher

Downtown Birdtown

my hot pink flipflops: Downtown Birdtown

Drawing A Snail

my hot pink flipflops: Drawing A Snail

A Better Pimple

Birdtown 2012: I Would Be A Better Pimple But:

Sad Donut

Birdtown Comics

Book of Love



Nobody Ever Picks Me

Birdtown Comics

Make It Happen

Keep Going

Birdtown Comics

I Don't Like It

Birdtown Comics

Birdtown Comics: Space Beach

Embrace Your Reality

Birdtown Comics

Modern Art Makes Me Feel Inferior

Birdtown Comics

Mouse Trap

Birdtown 2012: How To Make An Effective (And Humane) Mouse Trap: You will need the following items: -5 empty cardboard toilet paper rolls -1 nail -a whole roll of Duct Tape ...

Every Day

Birdtown Comics